Sparkling Conversation
By ckwardell
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LO-2010-02-16 Sparkling Juice
Post-wedding conversation I had with my son, regarding the contents of a gift basket we received...
Wilder: "What's this?" [Translation: Can I have it?]
Me: "What does it look like?"
Wilder: "I don't know..." [Translation: But can I have it anyway?]
Me: "What does it say it is on the label?"
Wilder: "Welches sparkling red grape juice cocktail non-alcoholic..."
[Translation: So... can I have it?]
Me: "Then that's probably what it is."
Wilder: "When are you going to drink it?"
[Translation: Why not let me have it right now? Why are you waiting?]
Me: "I don't know. Maybe later."
Wilder: "There's two bottles, you know."
[Translation: You could let me have this one, and still have one for yourself later.]
Me: "I know."
Wilder: "Who gave them to you?"
[Translation: I'm sure whoever it is wouldn't mind if you gave it to me. Your son.]
Me: "I don't know. They were wrapped with cards that said 'Cindy' and 'Shane', but didn't say anywhere who they were from."
Wilder: "Oh." [Translation: So.... can I have it?]
Me: "Is your room clean?"
Wilder: "Um, almost." [Translation: Time to leave.]
Supplies:
Lauren Bavin, Snowglobe sparkle overlay
BMU_SSPaper_BGBlenders_3
Font: Rockwell
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