Dear Tracy and Nathan,
You each had the unfortunate luck of being born into this world without aunts. Your mommy and daddy only have brothers, and your two uncles seem destined to be bachelors indefinitely. But don’t you worry and cry; you have me. Your mommy and I are cousins, but we could practically be sisters. That makes me your “pseudo-aunt.” A title that I wear proudly and take seriously. It gives me the power to spoil you both rotten, and there is nothing your mommy or daddy can do about it! I will always be here for you as you grow up, celebrating each milestone of your lives. I love you both!
Love, your "Aunt" Theresa