There is an e-mail going around about Kulula airways. I actually flew on this plane. The cabin crew were so funny. It was a fantastic trip. They actually do say all the things that are in the e-mail. Anybody who wants to see the mail can PM their e-mail address to me and I will send it.
"Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, thesmoking section on this airplane is on the wing.. If you can light 'em, you cansmoke 'em."
"Asyou exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything leftbehind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants.
Please do not leave children or spouses.."
"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 8 ways out of this airplane."
"Pleasebe sure to take all of your belongings.. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it'ssomething we'd like to have."
If you get caught speaking on your I Phone, it becomes My Phone.
At the start of the safety lecture the crew member said, 'Please pay attention, there will be a test for those in the window seats'.
Please put your lazy boys in the upright position.
Before leaving the plane, check under the seats and in your neighbours bag for your belongings.
...and so on and so on. They had us in stitches. If ever you come to South Africa, be sure and travel on the Kulula airline.