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Thank you all for your good wishes and prayers. I miss all my friends at SG and I hope to get back to scrapping soon.

Hi everyone. Just checking in to let you know whats been happening with me so far this year. Started the New Year off in the hospital for parasintesis, my sister had hip surgery, so I was unable to have surgery on my hand. I fell twice, the second time was horrible. I couldn't get up and My sister wasn't home to I had to drag myself across the floor to get to the phone to that I could call my sister. I left a trail of blood behind me on my carpet. Just then my sister came home and found me on the floor. I have to have parasintesis done every two or three months. Had one done in January, one in March and another one this past week. I start PT this week to help me with my balance and coordination. I've been using a rollator and I don't like it.

You are too funny, Belle.

My sister sent me the following; Took me a minute to figure it out. ?

I also love the one about sitting on the floor and not being able to get up. That happened to me just last week when I got down on the floor as I wanted to look under my bed for one of my shoes. Took me about half-hour to get up. My cat 'Leo' just sat on my bed and stared at me. Big help he was.

Just thought you ladies would find these 'Oldies but goodies' funny. I love the last one. The devil whispered to me, “I’m coming for you.” I whispered back, “Bring wine” —————————— Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave the house. —————————— It’s weird being the same age as old people. —————————— When I was a kid, I wanted to be older… this is not what I expected. —————————— Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter either. —————————— It’s probably my age that tricks people into thinking I’m an adult. —————————— Marriage Counselor: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true? Husband: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers. —————————— My wife asked me to take her to one of those restaurants where they make the food right in front of you. So, I took her to Subway and that’s how the fight started. —————————— I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say “Wow,” that many times in your first session, but here we are… —————————— I see people near my age mountain climbing; I feel good just getting my leg through my underwear without losing my balance. —————————— We can all agree that in 2016 not a single person got the answer correct to, “And where do you see yourself 5 years from now?” —————————— I’m at a place in my life where errands are starting to count as going out. —————————— I’m at that age where my mind still thinks I’m 29, my humour suggests I’m 12, while my body mostly keeps asking if I’m sure I’m not dead yet. —————————— Don’t be worried about your smartphone or TV spying on you. Your vacuum cleaner has been collecting dirt on you for years. —————————— I’m getting tired of being part of a major historical event. —————————— I don’t always go the extra mile, but when I do, it’s because I missed my exit. —————————— How many of us have looked around our family reunion and thought “Well, aren’t we just two clowns short of a circus?” —————————— You don’t realize how old you are until you sit on the floor and then try to get back up. __________________ A balanced diet is dark chocolate in both hands.