nicole_j Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 I got this in an email and thought it was funny and worth passing on. I hope you all get a chuckle out of it. Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate ---------------------------------------------------------- Dear Desperate First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your System resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck, Tech Support Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatBowman Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Oh, this is TOO funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trishy Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Love it!!! Thanks for the laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anna Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 This is hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TracEy Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 very funny. Thank you for sharing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelaNussbaum Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Oh my heck! thats just toooo funny! thanks so much for sharing Angela Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wxchic Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Too true! I needed that today. Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurel Lakey Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Hilarious! TFS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDecker Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Oh I needed this today! Still laughing here! OMW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickypow Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 BWAHAHAHAHAHA...hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jo Corne Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 oh this is sooo funny.. and sadly so true, LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindy Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 That's hilarious (and true!). TFS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmoo Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Very funny, TFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becca Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 LOL! Hope you don't mind, but I copied this and sent it on to a few friends! Loved it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durin Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goofyemt96 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Ohhh MY!!! LMBO!!! I thought i was going to cry i was laughing!! Hey i needed that after my day!!! thanks for sharing...I also Copied it and sent it to some friends...and my mom *L* i thougth it was funny!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momentousangel Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 ROFL Hysterically! This just has to go on my fridge! ROFL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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