goofyemt96 Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid ***?" Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelaNussbaum Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 LOL mary! thanks for sharing Angela Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Happy99 Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 funny:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmoo Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 That was great Mary, TFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickypow Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 Hah...too funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jo Corne Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 brilliant Mary honey, and OH SO TRUE!! love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momentousangel Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 Those truly are some wonderful questions that truly have me pondering them a bit further. Hmmm... Hubby says: "Why do women who have plenty of shoes always have to buy even more?" "Why is that women who have closets overfilled with clothes always complain that they have nothing to wear and then go buy more clothes?" I say: "Why is it that men just don't understand that clothes are important to us and that we can't throw them away even if they don't fit because then we would be admitting that they no longer fit because we grew out of them?" "Why is it that men have to buy shoes every three months because they tear theirs up so easily?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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