momentousangel Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, Nascar 2.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate Dear Desperate: First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck, Tech Support Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wxchic Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 I saw this not too long ago...hysterical! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheri Johnson Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 You could start looking at ads of all the nice little laptops and Husband 1.0 should shape right up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackson5 Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 Too funny, I copied it and sent it to Husband 1.0! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momentousangel Posted June 7, 2007 Author Share Posted June 7, 2007 LOL I sent it to the shops secretary too, LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meisie Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 Delightful...cleverly written... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goofyemt96 Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 To funny thanks for sharing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flipflops Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 OM Goodness, that's hilarious! Thank you for a great laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toni L. Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 LOL!!! That was hilarious! I've got to send that off to my Husband 1.0 *laugh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MovieStar Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 LOL I showed it to dh and he got a kick out of it as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Happy99 Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 I needed this laugh - to funny:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnie2004 Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Oh how cute gave me a giggle!!!! Thanks alot I needed it!! Caren Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stacey H. Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 I was literally LOL! Hubby thought it was clever too! Thanks for sharing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karooch Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 This is sooo funny. Think I'll stick with the Entertainment Package. It uses less system resources and is compatible with all of my existing software programs. I have learned from Microsoft that anything with a V1.0 is really a beta version in disguise anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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