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Amazingly Simple Home Remedies


nichole

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AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

 

1. When choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

 

2 Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.

 

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

 

4. To treat high blood pressure: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

 

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

 

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

 

7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40 If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

 

8. When confused remember, everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

 

Daily Thought:

 

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS

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What comes to mind (if these should be serious 'advice' ;) ) is : "With friends like these who needs enemies?"

 

Still is a chuckle...:D granted that alarm clock should work well....and 'ready-chopped' veggies sound better than ever ROFLOL

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I would never ACTUALLY try any of these. I just got them in an email from one of MY friends and thought they were funny! She had me fooled with the subject Home Remedies because I'm always looking for a good old fashioned home rememdy!

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