nichole Posted June 24, 2007 Share Posted June 24, 2007 AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES 1. When choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2 Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 4. To treat high blood pressure: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40 If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. 8. When confused remember, everyone seems normal until you get to know them. Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meisie Posted June 24, 2007 Share Posted June 24, 2007 What comes to mind (if these should be serious 'advice' ) is : "With friends like these who needs enemies?" Still is a chuckle... granted that alarm clock should work well....and 'ready-chopped' veggies sound better than ever ROFLOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrappylibrarian Posted June 24, 2007 Share Posted June 24, 2007 Oh these are FUNNY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canyon Momma Posted June 24, 2007 Share Posted June 24, 2007 You look so sweet & innocent in your photo! Hee hee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goofyemt96 Posted June 24, 2007 Share Posted June 24, 2007 :rofl: :rofl: To Funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennifer in NC Posted June 24, 2007 Share Posted June 24, 2007 I hope you won't mind if I copy some of these and send them on - too funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nichole Posted June 24, 2007 Author Share Posted June 24, 2007 I would never ACTUALLY try any of these. I just got them in an email from one of MY friends and thought they were funny! She had me fooled with the subject Home Remedies because I'm always looking for a good old fashioned home rememdy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HisThao Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 LOL! This made me laugh so hard...#6 especially.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelaNussbaum Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 Oh my heck!! to funny... i came to this post thinking it was serious!! haha.. Angela Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shari PV Mom Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 ROFLMBO! I love it! I really needed a good laugh today! Thanks!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lgsouthfla Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 That was funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becca Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 LOL! That's a good one to read on a Monday morning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crush4dolphins Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 Thanks for a the laugh this dreary Mon morning. I thought it was serious and then started lol:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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