goofyemt96 Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 Quotes that make me chuckle. “I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.” “I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.” “Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.” “When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.” “I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure” “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” “Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.” “If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried” “Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives” “If you can't convince them, confuse them.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelsMomJo Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 Hee hee! Too funny... thanks for the chuckle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anna Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 LOL Mary! I liked the first one best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackson5 Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Too funny, I can relate to some of those! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmoo Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Very funny, TFS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becca Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 “Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives” LOL...I love this one! This is my dog to a tee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lgsouthfla Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 These were good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruralscrapper Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 I definitely can relate to a "few" of these! Thanks for the chuckle Mary! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PBarnes Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Had me laughing out loud. I'm going to stick them in Evernote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Debbyo Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Some of those would make great quotes for LO's. Gave me a big chuckle too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
photocrazy Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 Those are great!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatBowman Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 LOL!! Mary - these are so funny! I'm going to put them in my Evernote, too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjaguiar Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Here is a quote I came across and wanted to share with everyone! On a tombstone in the Key West cemetery: "I told you I was sick" How about that!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Germon's Mom Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Here's the one I want on my T-shirt sometimes while I'm teaching . . . . Yet, despite the look on my face, you're STILL talking. And here's my dad's favorite saying . . . . You can't have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjaguiar Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Here's the one I want on my T-shirt sometimes while I'm teaching . . . . Yet, despite the look on my face, you're STILL talking. And here's my dad's favorite saying . . . . You can't have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent. OMG! Snort! Snort! ROFL!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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