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The doctor blood-tested secretarial candidates before hiring to eliminate type-O's.

If you miss a class at beauty school you'll need a makeup session.

The coach didn't let him play all season, the result was a new benchmark.

A little girl and a little boy were at daycare.
The girl approached the boy and said, "Hey, Stevie, wanna play house?"
He said, "Sure! What do you want me to do?"
The girl replied, "I want you to communicate."
He said to her, "That word is too big. I have no idea what it means."
The little girl smirked and said, "Perfect. You can be the husband."

Two guys are walking their dogs; one guy had a Doberman, the other a Chihuahua.
As they were walking, they passed a bar and wanted to get in.
But there was a sign in the window that said: NO PETS ALLOWED!
So the guy with the Doberman said,
"Let's go in as blind men with seeing-eye dogs!"
They agreed that the guy with the Doberman would go in first.
The first guy told the barkeep that the Doberman was his seeing-eye dog, so he
got in.
When the second guy tried to get in, the barkeep said,
"Excuse me sir but, Chihuahuas aren't seeing-eye dogs!"
And the second guy said,

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