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#1 Jadedolphin

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Posted 12 May 2005 - 03:30 AM

An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit.
"How many children?" asks the council worker.
"10" replies the Essex girl.
"10???" says the council worker.. "What are their names?"
"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne"
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the Essex girl "its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY or WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it..."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed council worker.
"That's easy," says the girl... "I just use their surnames"


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An blonde was driving down the A13 when her car phone rang.
It was her boyfriend, urgently warning her, "Treacle, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the A13.
Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car!" said the Essex girl, "There's hundreds of them!"
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Posted 12 May 2005 - 10:42 AM

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: That was too funny!
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Posted 12 May 2005 - 11:34 AM

Thanks, I need a joke today! Those were great!!! :roll-on-floor-laughing:

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Posted 12 May 2005 - 01:37 PM

Good one!

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Posted 07 July 2005 - 12:51 PM

That is so funny......




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