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#1 Jadedolphin

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Posted 12 May 2005 - 03:31 AM

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Blonde Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"

Operator: "I'm sorry, I don't understand who you are talking about".

Blond Caller: "On page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?"
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Posted 12 May 2005 - 11:49 AM

too funny!!!! The best part is these people are real!!!!!

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Posted 12 May 2005 - 01:56 PM

Funny.

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Posted 12 May 2005 - 03:09 PM

bwwahaha, glad I'm not a blonde any longer! let's hear it for hair dye :banana:
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Posted 17 May 2005 - 04:10 AM

:respect: for the hair dye here for sure. Still laughing after reading this though, definately one to shre with my dh, lol.
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Posted 27 May 2005 - 11:01 PM

:D :D :D

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Posted 07 July 2005 - 12:22 PM

hehehe TFS




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