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#1 Jadedolphin

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Posted 12 May 2005 - 03:38 AM

After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city.

In one of the stores, he picked up a mirror and looked in it.

Not knowing what it was, he remarked,
"How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy."

He bought the "picture," but on the way home he remembered his wife, Lizzy,
didn't like his father.

So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.

Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn.

One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror.

As she looked into the glass, she fumed,
"So that's the ugly witch he's runnin' around with!"
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Posted 12 May 2005 - 11:47 AM

too funny!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Posted 12 May 2005 - 01:56 PM

That's pretty funny.

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Posted 17 May 2005 - 08:43 PM

Oh my gosh. My family being living in Kentucky for many of years, I just had to laugh at this.
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Posted 27 May 2005 - 11:08 AM

i'm a bit late in readind this, but OMG!! that is sooo funny!
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Posted 27 May 2005 - 11:04 PM

:D :D :D :D

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Posted 07 July 2005 - 11:52 AM

LOL this is too funny




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