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Inanimate Things Have A Gender

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#1 darklighter

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Posted 03 June 2005 - 12:13 PM

You may not know this but many inanimate things have a gender.

1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald, and it's often over-inflated.

4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of ! course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

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Posted 03 June 2005 - 12:16 PM

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

This is GREAT! TFS!


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#3 lesliefavela

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Posted 03 June 2005 - 12:22 PM

Oh, that's hilarious. :roll-on-floor-laughing: So true, too.

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Posted 03 June 2005 - 12:33 PM

Hee hee! :D
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Posted 03 June 2005 - 03:09 PM

I'm going to have to send this one to the DH! hee hee :)

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Posted 03 June 2005 - 06:30 PM

:roll-on-floor-laughing: Okay - no fair making me laugh that much at work :)

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Posted 06 June 2005 - 09:32 AM

:rofl: I just have to have my dh read this, lol. I definately needed this laugh for sure this morning. Thnks so much for sharing this. :)
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#8 LL2

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Posted 06 June 2005 - 12:24 PM

:rofl: :rofl: I love it! Just the laugh I needed today!

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Posted 12 June 2005 - 02:46 PM

I like that. It's exactly right!

#10 TamiW

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Posted 07 July 2005 - 11:31 AM

:bow4: way to funny. TFS

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