Guest darklighter Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 You may not know this but many inanimate things have a gender. 1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. 3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald, and it's often over-inflated. 4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of ! course, there's the hot air part. 5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. 6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on. 7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. 8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. 9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around. 10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wxchic Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 This is GREAT! TFS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lesliefavela Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 Oh, that's hilarious. So true, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Betsy Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 Hee hee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jlf_loves_mjf Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 I'm going to have to send this one to the DH! hee hee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Vania16 Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 Okay - no fair making me laugh that much at work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momentousangel Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 I just have to have my dh read this, lol. I definately needed this laugh for sure this morning. Thnks so much for sharing this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LL2 Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 I love it! Just the laugh I needed today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ljritchie Posted June 12, 2005 Share Posted June 12, 2005 I like that. It's exactly right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TamiW Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 way to funny. TFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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