Guest darklighter Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you." So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door." Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!" a self-induced hangover - $100.00 broken furniture - $200.00 breakfast - $10.00 saying the right thing - priceless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lesliefavela Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 ROFLOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momentousangel Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Wow, if only my dh drank maybe i'd get some new furniture (even though what we have isn't but a yr old i hate how it looks in my liv room, ) this was too funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest vegaschristina Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 aww, he said the right thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mo0on Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 its really funny thank you dark lighter for shirring it with us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ScrappySue Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Too funny, TFS!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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