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#1 darklighter

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Posted 15 July 2005 - 11:29 AM

Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open
his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a
glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in
front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room and
sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of
house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey,
breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and
the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Marty
"Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home
after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the
hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the

Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh that!
Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants
off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"

a self-induced hangover - $100.00

broken furniture - $200.00

breakfast - $10.00

saying the right thing - priceless

#2 lesliefavela

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Posted 15 July 2005 - 11:31 AM

ROFLOL :rofl:

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Posted 15 July 2005 - 05:52 PM

:rofl: Wow, if only my dh drank maybe i'd get some new furniture (even though what we have isn't but a yr old i hate how it looks in my liv room, :rofl: ) :rofl: this was too funny! :rofl:
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#4 vegaschristina

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Posted 24 November 2005 - 12:21 PM

aww, he said the right thing!

#5 mo0on

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Posted 22 December 2005 - 11:36 AM

its really funny thank you dark lighter for shirring it with us :hit-head-with-hammer:

#6 ScrappySue

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Posted 22 December 2005 - 01:11 PM

Too funny, TFS!!!!!

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