Classes For Men Only
Posted 15 August 2005 - 07:40 PM
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants
The classes covers two long days, and topics covered in this coursework include:
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation
TOILET PAPER ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES or What?
Debate among a panel of experts.
LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum
EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play
HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class
GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors available
THERE WILL BE NO REFUNDS FOR THOSE THAT DROP OUT
Posted 15 August 2005 - 07:47 PM
"Now and then it is good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy."
Posted 15 August 2005 - 11:34 PM
(Just a couple weeks ago when I shouted "YOUR MOTHER DOES NOT LIVE HERE, WHY CAN'T YOU CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE!?!" this would have been funny to send him the next day!)
Posted 16 August 2005 - 03:46 AM
Oh that's priceless!! So funny! Thanks for sharing that, Valerie.
Posted 16 August 2005 - 08:59 AM
There... I feel better now Thanks for the laugh and the vent!
My Scrap Girls Gallery
Posted 16 August 2005 - 12:14 PM
Posted 16 August 2005 - 01:20 PM
Mother to three wonderful reasons to scrap my heart out!
Posted 16 August 2005 - 01:33 PM
We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only fly by embracing one another. ~Luciano de Crescenzo
Posted 24 November 2005 - 12:14 PM
PUTTING DOWN THE TOILET SEAT
Ways to improve your relationship!
Cheerios float and make wonderful targets
SAHM to Nikaya, 2 years
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