Definitions By Gender...
Female: Any part under a car's hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing football without a helmet.
Female: The sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male: Leaving a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.
Female: The body part that "looks bigger" no matter what is worn.
Male: What you slap when someone scores a touchdown, home run, or goal. Also good for mooning.
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male: Trying not to pick up other women while out with girlfriend.
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking.
Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-_expression, and male bonding.
Defintitions By Gender
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Posted 02 November 2005 - 09:22 PM
To have a friend is to have a shoulder to cry on, a hand to hold and an extra pair of legs when yours are too weak to stand alone...
I have been living buried in books and writing classes... as an added note I must say that it is rather scary when you start dreaming and all you can see within your dreams is words floating everywhere!
Valerie Lynn Harrell is the published author of a book of poetry, titled "A Little Girl Lost... Was Found Through Her Writing"
Posted 24 November 2005 - 12:06 PM
Those are too funny!
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