momentousangel Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Definitions By Gender... "THINGY": Female: Any part under a car's hood. Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra. "VULNERABLE": Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male: Playing football without a helmet. "COMMUNICATION": Female: The sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male: Leaving a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys. "BUTT": Female: The body part that "looks bigger" no matter what is worn. Male: What you slap when someone scores a touchdown, home run, or goal. Also good for mooning. "COMMITMENT": Female: A desire to get married and raise a family. Male: Trying not to pick up other women while out with girlfriend. "ENTERTAINMENT": Female: A good movie, concert, play or book. Male: Anything that can be done while drinking. "FLATULENCE": Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion. Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-_expression, and male bonding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest vegaschristina Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Those are too funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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