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A Blonde Year In Review

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January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March
Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April
Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June
Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August -
Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.

September
The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October -
Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November -
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December
Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

What a year!! :blondmoment:

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[quote name='mrichar383' post='46950' date='Jun 16 2006, 07:09 PM']Ha Ha...Those are good. :daisy:[/quote]
:roll-on-floor-laughing:

That was great!! Being a (fake-- ahem)) blond, I can relate to that all too well.

:D

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