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A Blonde Year In Review

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#1 varanda



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Posted 15 December 2005 - 08:27 PM


Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August -
Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.

The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October -
Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November -
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

What a year!! :blondmoment:

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Posted 15 December 2005 - 09:14 PM

:rofl: :rofl:

Oh my, V, that's so funny!
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Posted 16 December 2005 - 08:02 AM

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I sooo needed this laugh today, TFS V, :).
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To have a friend is to have a shoulder to cry on, a hand to hold and an extra pair of legs when yours are too weak to stand alone...

I have been living buried in books and writing classes... as an added note I must say that it is rather scary when you start dreaming and all you can see within your dreams is words floating everywhere!

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Valerie Lynn Harrell is the published author of a book of poetry, titled "A Little Girl Lost... Was Found Through Her Writing"

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Posted 16 June 2006 - 06:09 PM

Ha Ha...Those are good. :daisy:

#5 faerywings

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Posted 17 June 2006 - 07:33 AM

Ha Ha...Those are good. :daisy:


That was great!! Being a (fake-- ahem)) blond, I can relate to that all too well.


#6 Mingle Now

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Posted 17 June 2006 - 02:48 PM

I like blondes anyways...lol

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