A Blonde Year In Review
Posted 15 December 2005 - 08:27 PM
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.
The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
What a year!!
Posted 16 December 2005 - 08:02 AM
To have a friend is to have a shoulder to cry on, a hand to hold and an extra pair of legs when yours are too weak to stand alone...
I have been living buried in books and writing classes... as an added note I must say that it is rather scary when you start dreaming and all you can see within your dreams is words floating everywhere!
Valerie Lynn Harrell is the published author of a book of poetry, titled "A Little Girl Lost... Was Found Through Her Writing"
Posted 16 June 2006 - 06:09 PM
Posted 17 June 2006 - 07:33 AM
Ha Ha...Those are good.
That was great!! Being a (fake-- ahem)) blond, I can relate to that all too well.
Posted 17 June 2006 - 02:48 PM
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