varanda Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! March Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!" April Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!! May Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. July Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down. September The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!! December Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!! What a year!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diane Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Oh my, V, that's so funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momentousangel Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 I sooo needed this laugh today, TFS V, . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrichar383 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Ha Ha...Those are good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest faerywings Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 [quote name='mrichar383' post='46950' date='Jun 16 2006, 07:09 PM']Ha Ha...Those are good. [/quote] That was great!! Being a (fake-- ahem)) blond, I can relate to that all too well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingle Now Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 I like blondes anyways...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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