You Live in New York City When:
1. You say 'the city' and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan.
2. You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building.
3. You think that Central park is 'nature.'
4. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.
5. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.
6. You've worn out a car horn.
7. You think eye contact is an act of aggression.
You Live in the Deep South When:
1.You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store.
2.'Ya''ll' is singular and 'Ya''ll' is plural.
3. After five years you still hear, 'You ain't from 'round here, are Ya?'
4. 'He needed killin' ' is a valid defense.
5. Everyone has two first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob, Mary Sue, Betty Jean, or Mary Beth.
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You know you live in .... Humour
#1
Posted 29 September 2004 - 08:30 AM
Breedeen

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A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.- Herm Albright -
I HAVE NOT FAILED 10,000 TIMES.
I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY FOUND 10,000 WAYS THAT
IT WILL NOT WORK...
Thomas Edison

My Gallery
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.- Herm Albright -
I HAVE NOT FAILED 10,000 TIMES.
I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY FOUND 10,000 WAYS THAT
IT WILL NOT WORK...
Thomas Edison
#3
Posted 29 September 2004 - 11:37 AM
I'm from neither but I do like that expression: "he needed killin'" though I doubt I'll ever get to use it.
Valerie
#4
Posted 29 September 2004 - 12:45 PM
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I guess it's obvious where I'm from, huh?
Smiles,
Marybeth
Smiles,
Marybeth
:rollonfloor: :rollonfloor: :rollonfloor:
Breedeen

My Gallery
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.- Herm Albright -
I HAVE NOT FAILED 10,000 TIMES.
I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY FOUND 10,000 WAYS THAT
IT WILL NOT WORK...
Thomas Edison

My Gallery
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.- Herm Albright -
I HAVE NOT FAILED 10,000 TIMES.
I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY FOUND 10,000 WAYS THAT
IT WILL NOT WORK...
Thomas Edison
#5
Posted 29 September 2004 - 04:08 PM
Yep... :rollonfloor: :rollonfloor: :rollonfloor: That's what I was doing when I read it, too!
Smiles,
Marybeth
Smiles,
Marybeth
#6
Posted 30 September 2004 - 02:03 AM
Glad you see the funny side.
Breedeen

My Gallery
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.- Herm Albright -
I HAVE NOT FAILED 10,000 TIMES.
I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY FOUND 10,000 WAYS THAT
IT WILL NOT WORK...
Thomas Edison

My Gallery
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.- Herm Albright -
I HAVE NOT FAILED 10,000 TIMES.
I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY FOUND 10,000 WAYS THAT
IT WILL NOT WORK...
Thomas Edison
#7
Posted 30 September 2004 - 12:35 PM
I love to laugh...and nobody gets hurt when I laugh at myself! I'm pretty easy going like that!
:rollonfloor:
Man...I love those little smilies!
(Smiles,)
Marybeth
Man...I love those little smilies!
Marybeth
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