[Jadedolphin]

- Sign in a Bank: "Our money is temperamental. It wants to be a loan."

- Before you borrow money from a friend, think about which you need more?

- A cyber tranquilizer: Dot.calm.

- Cold football stadium: Chilly Bowl.

-The Japanese military bandleader: Jon Philip Sushi.

- Archeologists give each other little digs.

- In one night my neighbor's wife lost 8 pounds. Someone swiped her bowling ball.

- Television is what gives you nothing to do when you aren't doing anything.