[Jadedolphin]

Some Wal-Mart customers in the South will soon be able to sample a new
discount item, Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is
teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, California, to produce the spirits
at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range.

"While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart
brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for cheap wine," said
Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University In Bristol,
R.I. She quickly added, "Of course, the right name is very important."

With that in mind, here are the top 13 suggested names for Wal-Mart Wine:

13. Chateau Traileur Parc

12. White Trashfindel

11. Big Red Gulp

10. Grape Expectations


9. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"

8. NASCARbernet


7. Chef Boyardeaux

6. Peanut Noir

5. Chateau des Moines


4. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!

3. World Championship Riesling


2. Sams Shiraz

And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine...

1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with both white meat
(Possum) and red meat (squirrel)
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[ladybellagrace]

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To me all wine is Nasti Spewmante! I'm so allergic just typing this out makes me ill!

,

Marybeth

[varanda]

I can't stomach wine either, now champagne!!!!!! I sent this off to my in-laws, they are big wine drinkers! and who knows, they might try it with possum! lol

[Luv2scrapmy2QTs]

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[Betsy]

3. World Championship Riesling

Bwahahahahahahaha! :rollonfloor:

Very clever! :LOLOLOL: