J9Buckles Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 If you count the number of people who aren't here and multiply them by the number of posts that haven't been posted and subtract 18.3% you get one heck of a sale! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Arell Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Well, you got me too - I am not reading this non-existent thread and I am not posting anything here either and I didn't even see it! :dancingelephant: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrappinchar Posted November 11, 2008 Author Share Posted November 11, 2008 If you count the number of people who aren't here and multiply them by the number of posts that haven't been posted and subtract 18.3% you get one heck of a sale! Exactly! Like I said, all roads lead to the boutique. Let's go... If that route didn't get you there, then here: look deep into my eyes you are beginning to feel sleepy you are now going to the boutique you are jubilant over the 18.3% sale now give into the desire to buy.... I guess I'm supposed to snap my fingers to wake y'all up. Maybe tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverSwanMama Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Too funny, Charlene! I'm seriously laughing now! Oops! No I"m not! I'm not here. Wake me up tomorrow after I've filled up my cart and checked out! Love the fellow southern accent, ya'll! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarabethp Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 I think I am in serious need of retail therapy. I keep seeing nonexistent threads and typring non-existent responses. lol I love being in a fantasy world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9Buckles Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 That means you can put non-existent products in your virtual shopping basket and check out with a real sale. I think that means you would come out WAY ahead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoannB Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Janine, your gallery blinkie is AWESOME!! Oh, and I'm also not typing in this non-existent thread... I'm just hiding from my kids for a few minutes. I love this sale, though. I'm sooooo excited to go and make a purchase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrappinchar Posted November 11, 2008 Author Share Posted November 11, 2008 Now, I HAVE to do the silent laugh. The boys are in bed and DH is watching the news. I just coughed to cover it up. lol You know how seeing/hearing people laugh will make you laugh? Well everytime I READ that someone is laughing here...it makes me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrappinchar Posted November 11, 2008 Author Share Posted November 11, 2008 You know, I bet if I had put "You MUST read this" it wouldn't have gotten any where near as many people reading it. lol What's up with that?! We now know how to get people to "come inside." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeschaff Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Charlene, can the hypnosis not wait until Thursday when I will not be not shopping in the boutique? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrappinchar Posted November 11, 2008 Author Share Posted November 11, 2008 Charlene, can the hypnosis not wait until Thursday when I will not be not shopping in the boutique? Look even DEEPER into my eyes You need to buy now You will need an empty shopping cart for this Thursday You completely agree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverSwanMama Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Charlene, can the hypnosis not wait until Thursday when I will not be not shopping in the boutique? Look even DEEPER into my eyes You need to buy now You will need an empty shopping cart for this Thursday You completely agree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaz Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Well since I'm not reading this thread, I think I'll watch my new two disc version of Pride and Prejudice that my lovely family gave me for my birthday. Seems almost productive compared to avoiding reading or posting. I do happen to know the reason that Charlene became Member of the Month. It has something to do with "Look even DEEPER into my eyes"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrappinchar Posted November 11, 2008 Author Share Posted November 11, 2008 Shhhhh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaz Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Oops! Did I say that out loud? I'm not even here, remember? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9Buckles Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 I told you Zaz wasn't here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B&K Mom Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 We now know how to get people to "come inside." Hey look! The dog from the Sale poster has finally dropped that man off in the boutique and is running back to get you, Charlene...or is he running to get me?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrappinchar Posted November 11, 2008 Author Share Posted November 11, 2008 We now know how to get people to "come inside." Hey look! The dog from the Sale poster has finally dropped that man off in the boutique and is running back to get you, Charlene...or is he running to get me?????? I sent him out to get some more of you. I'm putting things in that man's cart right now. He's so excited! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrappinchar Posted November 11, 2008 Author Share Posted November 11, 2008 I'm actually about to turn in myself. Let me put up that subliminal sign first. Y'all keep staring at that sign for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodScrap Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 I just have to say, that since I'm not here, this can't be the third page of not reading the post. Can it... boy, I seem to be getting sleepy.....sleepy...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodScrap Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodScrap Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 I'm actually about to turn in myself. Let me put up that subliminal sign first. Y'all keep staring at that sign for a while. Subliminal message.......I KNOW Ro is paying you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrappinchar Posted November 11, 2008 Author Share Posted November 11, 2008 Oh man...that was funny! That little guy is hilarious. Okay...I must be going! (so, forward this to Ro for me. Maybe there's room on the payroll?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarabethp Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 What I want to know is how long can a non-existent thread get? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9Buckles Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 What I want to know is how long can a non-existent thread get? We'll never know because it doesn't exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9Buckles Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 And it's not true that I woke up and looked for this thread first. No, not at all................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Arell Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Neither did I - my computer just did it all on it's own - only reason I am here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrappinchar Posted November 11, 2008 Author Share Posted November 11, 2008 Okay...for those who are just checking in... Look deep into the red blinking eyes. There you will see all the wonders of... ...the boutique! You want to go there. You want to indulge there. Morning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaz Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Okay...for those who are just checking in... Look deep into the red blinking eyes. There you will see all the wonders of... ...the boutique! You want to go there. You want to indulge there. Morning! You do realize you're making my life more difficult, don't you? Before I only had to rent and extra elf or two on Thursdays, but now... But since no one is here reading this thread, including me, I guess I should be fine, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrappinchar Posted November 11, 2008 Author Share Posted November 11, 2008 You do realize you're making my life more difficult, don't you? Before I only had to rent and extra elf or two on Thursdays, but now... Who, me??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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