Guest moopadaisy Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. Little Leroy was a bit of a troublemaker. He had recently been in trouble at school and at home. Still he demanded, "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Leroy's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Leroy, of course, thought he did. Leroy's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted him to reflect on his behavior over the last year and write a letter to God and tell him why he deserved a bike for his birthday. Little Leroy stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter. LETTER 1: Dear God, I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one. Your friend, Leroy Leroy knew this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over. LETTER 2: Dear God, This is your friend Leroy. I have been a pretty good boy this year, and I would like a red bike for my birthday. Thank you, Leroy Leroy knew this wasn't true either. He tore up the letter and started again. LETTER 3: Dear God, I have been an OK boy this year and I would really like a red bike for my birthday. Leroy Leroy knew he could not send this letter to God either . Leroy was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mother he wanted to go to church. Leroy's mother thought her plan had worked because Leroy looked very sad. "Just be home in time for dinner," his Mother said. Leroy walked down the street to the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. He picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary . He slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into his house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Leroy began to write his letter to God. LETTER 4: I'VE GOT YOUR MOM. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE. Signed YOU KNOW WHO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
disneymom Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 LOL!!!! Thanks for the pick-me-up. I needed it today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wxchic Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 LOL!!! Not at ALL what I had expected...too funny! TFS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momentousangel Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 This is too cute, the ending itself is definately not what I expected as well, TFS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syndee Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 That is so funny!! And totally unexpected! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest moopadaisy Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 glad ya liked it! I was cracking up when I read the ending! One of those "had to share" things! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrichar383 Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 How funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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