Belle Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend. In addition, Husband uninstalled many other valuable programmes, such as Romance and Personal Attention and then installed undesirable programs such as Rugby, Football, Sailing and Continuous TV. Conversation no longer runs, and Housecleaning simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate ................................................................................................... Dear Desperate, First keep in mind, Boyfriend is an Entertainment Package, while Husband is an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved Me.html' and try to download Tears. Don't forget to install the Guilt update. If that application works as designed, Husband should then automatically run the applications Jewellery and Flowers, but remember - overuse of the above application can cause Husband to default to Grumpy Silence, Garden Shed or Beer. Beer is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband. In summary, Husband is a great system, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. It also tends to work better running one task at a time. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food and Hot Lingerie. Good Luck, Tech Support Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Arell Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 OMG, Belle, can you see me? I'm laughing hysterically! This is just too funny! I loved it - thanks for sharing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teecee Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Love it Belle! TFS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no_idea Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Belle, that was the funniest thing I have read in ages!! I love it because I understand it! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolkaDot Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 So funny! TFS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heatheranne Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 roflol... I've seen this one before but it was just as much fun to read it this time, as it was the first. Thanks for the laugh! :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florida granny Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Thanks for the good laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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