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Life Thoughts By Ducky

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'LIFE' THOUGHTS BY 'DUCKY'

 

 

 

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it.

So I said 'Implants?' She hit me.

 

How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America?

 

When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just 'chunky dunking.'

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

 

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN!

Don't argue with an ***; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

 

Wouldn't you know it....

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.

Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

A completely brilliant question!!!!!!!

 

Bumper sticker of the year:

'If you can read this, thank a teacher -

And, since it's in English, thank a soldier'

 

Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?

Another completely brilliant question!!!!

 

And remember:

Life is like a roll of toilet paper.

The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

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These are GREAT Belle.. And, oh so true! Thanks for sharing.. . :)

Ps -- your new Siggie is so pretty -- I guess I missed it on the MB!

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Belle, I always love the funnies that you post. This was a good one.

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Funny!

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Too fun, Belle! Thank you! :-)

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Belle, you always bring a smile and a giggle!

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