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#1 Belle

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Posted 27 May 2011 - 11:24 AM

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Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie



A blonde walked into a store to buy curtains.



She went up to the salesman and said, "I want those pink curtains to fit my computer screen.



The salesman mentioned, "Computers don't need curtains."



The blonde said, "Hellooo…. I have windows!"




As I was nursing my baby, my cousin's six-year-old daughter, Krissy, came into the room. Never having seen anyone breast- feed before, she was intrigued and full of all kinds of questions about what I was doing.



After mulling over my answers, she remarked, "My mom has some of those, but I don't think she knows how to use them."


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Posted 27 May 2011 - 01:54 PM

"I have Windows!" Bwa-a-a-a-a-ha-ha-ha! Too fun! "... she doesn't know how to use them!" I'm falling off my stool roflol - tooooo fun! Thank you for the chuckle today! :-)
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Posted 27 May 2011 - 04:19 PM

hehehehehheeeeee! Laughing so hard here, Belle! Too funny - thanks so much for the giggle today!
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Posted 28 May 2011 - 06:44 AM

Great funnies, Belle. You started my day off right.

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