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Why Women Are So Special

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Mum and Dad were watching TVwhen Mum said, "I'm

 

>> tired, andit's getting late.

 

>> I think I'll go to bed."

 

>> She went to the kitchen tomake sandwiches for the

 

>> next day'slunches.

 

>> Rinsed out the popcorn bowls,

 

>> took meat out of the freezerfor supper the

 

>> followingevening,

 

>> checked the cereal boxlevels,

 

>> filled the sugar container,

 

>> put spoons and bowls on thetable and started the

 

>> coffee potfor brewing the next morning.

 

>> She then put some wet clothesin the dryer,

 

>> put a load of clothes intothe washer,

 

>> ironed a shirt and secured aloose button.

 

>> She picked up the game piecesleft on the table,

 

>> put the phone back on thecharger and put the

 

>> telephonebook into the drawer.

 

>> She yawned and stretched andheaded for the bedroom.

 

>> She stopped by the desk andwrote a note to the teacher,

 

>> counted out some cash for theexcursion and pulled a

 

>> text bookout from hiding under the chair.

 

>> She signed a birthday cardfor a friend,

 

>> addressed and stamped theenvelope and wrote a quick

 

>> note forthe grocery store.

 

>> She put both near her bag.

 

>> Mum then washed her face with3 in 1 cleanser,

 

>> put on her Night Solution& age fighting moisturizer,

 

>> brushed and flossed herteeth.

 

>> Dad called out, "Ithought you were going to bed."

 

>> "I'm on my way,"she said.

 

>> She put some water into thedog's dish and put the

 

>> catoutside,

 

>> then made sure the doors werelocked and the patio

 

>> light wason..

 

>> She looked in on each of thekids and turned out

 

>> theirbedside lamps and radios,

 

>> hung up a shirt, threw somedirty socks into the hamper,

 

>> and had a brief conversationwith the one up still

 

>> doinghomework.

 

>> In her own room, she set thealarm;

 

>> laid out clothing for thenext day,

 

>> straightened up the shoerack.

 

>> She added three things to her6 most important

 

>> things todo list.

 

>> She said her prayers, andvisualized the

 

>>accomplishment of her goals.

 

>> About that time,

 

>> Dad turned off the TV andannounced to no one in

 

>> particular."I'm going to bed."

 

>> And he did...without anotherthought.

 

>> Anything extraordinary here?

 

>>

 

>> Wonder why women livelonger...?

 

>> 'CAUSE THEY ARE MADE FOR THELONG HAUL.........

 

>> (and they can't die sooner,they still have things to do!!!!)

 

 

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:giggle_bear: :giggle_bear: :giggle_bear: "Ain't it the truth though" Thanks for the smile this morning, Belle!

 

We can always count on your to make us giggle.

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This is wonderful, Belle, and it's only funny because it's so true.

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lol There's a lot of truth in this one, but it's too fun! :-)

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Thanks for putting a smile on my face this morning Belle. This was so cute and so true. I love it.

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hahahahaha...no wonder I'm so tired! :giggle_bear:

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