Why Women Are So Special
Posted 28 May 2011 - 01:50 AM
Mum and Dad were watching TVwhen Mum said, "I'm
>> tired, andit's getting late.
>> I think I'll go to bed."
>> She went to the kitchen tomake sandwiches for the
>> next day'slunches.
>> Rinsed out the popcorn bowls,
>> took meat out of the freezerfor supper the
>> checked the cereal boxlevels,
>> filled the sugar container,
>> put spoons and bowls on thetable and started the
>> coffee potfor brewing the next morning.
>> She then put some wet clothesin the dryer,
>> put a load of clothes intothe washer,
>> ironed a shirt and secured aloose button.
>> She picked up the game piecesleft on the table,
>> put the phone back on thecharger and put the
>> telephonebook into the drawer.
>> She yawned and stretched andheaded for the bedroom.
>> She stopped by the desk andwrote a note to the teacher,
>> counted out some cash for theexcursion and pulled a
>> text bookout from hiding under the chair.
>> She signed a birthday cardfor a friend,
>> addressed and stamped theenvelope and wrote a quick
>> note forthe grocery store.
>> She put both near her bag.
>> Mum then washed her face with3 in 1 cleanser,
>> put on her Night Solution& age fighting moisturizer,
>> brushed and flossed herteeth.
>> Dad called out, "Ithought you were going to bed."
>> "I'm on my way,"she said.
>> She put some water into thedog's dish and put the
>> then made sure the doors werelocked and the patio
>> light wason..
>> She looked in on each of thekids and turned out
>> theirbedside lamps and radios,
>> hung up a shirt, threw somedirty socks into the hamper,
>> and had a brief conversationwith the one up still
>> In her own room, she set thealarm;
>> laid out clothing for thenext day,
>> straightened up the shoerack.
>> She added three things to her6 most important
>> things todo list.
>> She said her prayers, andvisualized the
>>accomplishment of her goals.
>> About that time,
>> Dad turned off the TV andannounced to no one in
>> particular."I'm going to bed."
>> And he did...without anotherthought.
>> Anything extraordinary here?
>> Wonder why women livelonger...?
>> 'CAUSE THEY ARE MADE FOR THELONG HAUL.........
>> (and they can't die sooner,they still have things to do!!!!)
Posted 28 May 2011 - 06:02 AM
We can always count on your to make us giggle.
Posted 28 May 2011 - 06:51 AM
Posted 28 May 2011 - 08:22 AM
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Posted 28 May 2011 - 08:43 AM
Posted 28 May 2011 - 10:04 AM
"If you start over often enough, you begin to look consistent." --Dave Barnhart's Dad
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