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#1 Belle

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Posted 01 July 2011 - 01:27 PM

4 OF THE BEST SMART ANSWERS

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It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane:
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the manseated in the front row.
"What are my choices?" the man asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.

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A lady was picking through the frozen Chickens at a Woolworths store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a passing assistant, "Do these Chickens get any bigger?"
The assistant replied, "I'm afraid not, they're dead."

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The policeman got out of his car and the Teenager he stopped for speedingrolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the Cop said.
The kid replied, "Well I got here as fast as I could."
When the policeman finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on hisway without a ticket.

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A lorry driver was driving along on a country road. A sign came up thatread " Low Bridge Ahead."
Before he realised it, the bridge was directly ahead and he got stuck under it..
Cars were backed up for miles. Finally, a police car arrived.
The policeman got out of his car and walked to the lorry's cab and said to the driver,"Got stuck, eh?"
The lorry driver said, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of diesel!"

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#2 Pab

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Posted 01 July 2011 - 01:41 PM

How funny! Did you miss your calling and you should have been a comedian? You are always keeping us in stitches!!
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#3 teecee

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Posted 01 July 2011 - 01:45 PM

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Thanks Belle! (I'm still laughing at the one about the chickens!)

#4 Sara Arell

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Posted 01 July 2011 - 01:46 PM

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The policeman got out of his car and the Teenager he stopped for speedingrolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the Cop said.
The kid replied, "Well I got here as fast as I could."
When the policeman finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.


Sounds like something Rich would do! LOL LOL LOL .......and I agree with Patsy!
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Posted 01 July 2011 - 02:18 PM

ROFL!!!
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Posted 01 July 2011 - 03:04 PM

:going-crazy:

Loved these!!!

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Posted 01 July 2011 - 03:56 PM

LOL! I read these to DH and he enjoys them, too. Thanks, Belle!
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#8 Sara Arell

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Posted 02 July 2011 - 05:03 AM

I came back to copy these to send to Rich, Belle! And to tell you that I love your new siggie!
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