Belle Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 4 OF THE BEST SMART ANSWERS SMART ANSWER It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane: "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the manseated in the front row. "What are my choices?" the man asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMART ANSWER A lady was picking through the frozen Chickens at a Woolworths store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a passing assistant, "Do these Chickens get any bigger?" The assistant replied, "I'm afraid not, they're dead." SMART ANSWER The policeman got out of his car and the Teenager he stopped for speedingrolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the Cop said. The kid replied, "Well I got here as fast as I could." When the policeman finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on hisway without a ticket. SMART ANSWER A lorry driver was driving along on a country road. A sign came up thatread " Low Bridge Ahead." Before he realised it, the bridge was directly ahead and he got stuck under it.. Cars were backed up for miles. Finally, a police car arrived. The policeman got out of his car and walked to the lorry's cab and said to the driver,"Got stuck, eh?" The lorry driver said, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of diesel!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pab Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 How funny! Did you miss your calling and you should have been a comedian? You are always keeping us in stitches!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teecee Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 Thanks Belle! (I'm still laughing at the one about the chickens!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Arell Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 SMART ANSWER The policeman got out of his car and the Teenager he stopped for speedingrolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the Cop said. The kid replied, "Well I got here as fast as I could." When the policeman finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket. Sounds like something Rich would do! LOL LOL LOL .......and I agree with Patsy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no_idea Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 ROFL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becster Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 Loved these!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolkaDot Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 LOL! I read these to DH and he enjoys them, too. Thanks, Belle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Arell Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 I came back to copy these to send to Rich, Belle! And to tell you that I love your new siggie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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