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#1 Sara Arell

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Posted 11 July 2011 - 03:32 PM

A frog goes into a Credit Union and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.'

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.


Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, 'Sure. I have this,' and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the CU manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, 'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.'

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. 'I mean, what in the world is this?'

(Folks, your going to love this)

The CU manager looks back at her and says...

'It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone.






(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)

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Posted 11 July 2011 - 04:09 PM

Oh, I was singing it all right! Thanks for the giggles!

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Posted 11 July 2011 - 04:09 PM

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Thanks Sara!

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Posted 11 July 2011 - 05:40 PM

Sara, one of our Rotary members, who's a bank officer, told that joke to us last week. He did it in the first person, and we all fell for it, hook, line and sinker. Thanks for writing it up!

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#5 Sara Arell

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Posted 11 July 2011 - 06:11 PM

Sara, one of our Rotary members, who's a bank officer, told that joke to us last week. He did it in the first person, and we all fell for it, hook, line and sinker. Thanks for writing it up!



Oh, I'll bet it was hysterical in first person, Barbara! I should have thought of doing that! LOl
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Posted 11 July 2011 - 06:12 PM

Oh, thanks Sara -- good laugh and I didn't see it coming! :D

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Posted 11 July 2011 - 06:20 PM

*GROAN*

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Posted 11 July 2011 - 06:32 PM

Didn't even see it coming. lol Karen
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Posted 11 July 2011 - 09:57 PM

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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Posted 15 August 2011 - 12:05 PM

:roll-on-floor-laughing:

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Posted 15 August 2011 - 04:06 PM

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


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