Belle Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Myneighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that -2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing myBagpipes. ============= Did you hear about the fat alcoholictransvestite? All he wanted to do was eat, drink and beMary. ============= Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking ofbuying a Labrador." "Blow that" says Mick -"have you seen how many of their owners go blind" ============== My girlfriend thinks that I'm astalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriendyet. =============== I woke up last night to find the ghost ofGloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid.......then I waspetrified. ================ What's the difference between Iron Man andIron Woman? One's a superhero and the other is aninstruction. =============== I was explaining to my husband last nightthat when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a differentcreature. He said "I would like to come back asa pig." I said "You're obviously notlistening.." ============= Doctors have just identified a food thatcan cause grief and suffering years after it's been eaten. It's called a wedding cake. ============== I was in the pub with my wife last nightand I said "I love you." She said "Is that you or the beertalking?" I replied "It's me talking to thebeer." =============== The wife has been missing a week now. Policesaid to prepare for the worst. So I have been down to Red Cross to getall her clothes back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Arell Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Thanks, Belle! I needed a good giggle this morning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
princessrunningfingers Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Thanks for providing a much needed chuckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariJ Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Always great to start my day with a smile.. Thanks, Belle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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