Belle Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 The recession has hit everybody really hard... My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.. If the bank returns your cheque marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her! A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico. A picture is now only worth 200 words. When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room. The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shellbw Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Oh my goodness. Thanks for the laughs! Love the last line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
princessrunningfingers Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Thanks, Belle, for the funnies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Arell Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 I can always count on you for a giggle - thanks, Belle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AggieB Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Funny, Belle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pab Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 How funny! I love the Mormon one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrappyjan Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 LOL, thanks Belle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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