tiza126 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 A teacher acquaintance I have on Facebook posted these cute little stories today about her Kindergarten students: "It was Kindergarten Roundup, and I asked the parents to plant a seed with their child. One of the little boys decided to introduce me to his dad so he said proudly, "Mrs E., this is my Dad. He knows lots of BAD words. Wanna hear em? Go on Daddy. <pointing to his father> Tell her!! LOL Dad looked like a deer in headlights." "Today I gave the children small paper figures and asked them to make themselves. A little girl was looking at the little boy's scribbled green figure and disapprovingly asked "Wuts that spose to be?" <no response from the little boy now covering up his figure> "Squinted eyebrows she continues, "That spose to be you?" Nervously he shakes his head yes." She rolls her eyes, shakes her head and as she goes back to her own work she mutters under her breath,"well all righty then if you say so!"" "Fire drill today and one of the little boys was upset as he walked outside saying, "You are gonna scare me," "I don't like this" "Ok, now you did it now I'm upset" and he began to cry. His little buddy hugged him and as he rubbed his back he said, " why are you crying? What don't you get out much?" LOL The other little boy answered between sobs "No actually I'm in my house most of the time." His buddy, still rubbing his back nods his little head and says "Well then that explains it."" Kindergarteners say the funniest things!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Arell Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Especially love the second one - I can almost hear a kindergartener saying that! Thanks for sharing a giggle tonight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrappinchar Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 cute! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becster Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Love it! LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no_idea Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 LOL! Love kindies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheri T Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 OMGOLD that's hysterical, especially since my middle boy is in kindergarten! ROTFLMBO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belle Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Aw, this is sweet. I love it. Thanks for sharing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
princessrunningfingers Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Cute, Tiza. Thanks for sharing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heather09 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Hehehe! Those are cute! I've got a kindergartner too and I can only imagine some of the funnies kindy teachers could share! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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