Belle Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 For 2 years a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. 'Honey!,' she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.' 'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written: Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Arell Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :giggle_bear: :giggle_bear: Where DO you find these roll on the floor laughters, Belle - I haven't stopped laughing since I read it - thanks for the giggles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
princessrunningfingers Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Another great one, Belle. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becster Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Too funny!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florida granny Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Thanks for the laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heatheranne Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Too funny!!! :rofl: :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lorac Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Another good one Belle. Keep them coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArizonaAngel Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 What a funny joke! A nice smile to start my day! Thanks Belle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaLo1103 Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Ha! Cute!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teecee Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 This is great Belle! TFS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrappyjan Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Love it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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