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ANSWERS OF A BRILLIANT STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0%. I WOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM 100%

 

Q. In which battle did Napoleon die?

 

A. His last battle.

 

Q. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

 

A. At the bottom of the page.

 

Q. River Ravi flows in which state?

 

A. Liquid.

 

Q. What is the main reason for divorce?

 

A. Marriage.

 

Q. What is the main reason for failure?

 

A. Exams.

 

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?

 

A. Lunch & dinner.

 

Q. What looks like half an apple?

 

A. The other half.

 

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?

 

A. It will simply become wet.

 

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleeping??

 

A. No problem, he sleeps at night.

 

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

 

A. You will never find an elephant that has only one hand…

 

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in on hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?

 

A. Very large hands.

 

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

 

A. No time at all, the wall is already built.

 

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

 

A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack.

 

 

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I had to retype the whole thing. It worked this time. The spaces between are very big though. I used MS Word.

This was so funny. I had a nephew that was so funny, he once answered a question when he was in Grade 12, he got full marks and 6 cuts in the principle's office.

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