Belle Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 ANSWERS OF A BRILLIANT STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0%. I WOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM 100% Q. In which battle did Napoleon die? A. His last battle. Q. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? A. At the bottom of the page. Q. River Ravi flows in which state? A. Liquid. Q. What is the main reason for divorce? A. Marriage. Q. What is the main reason for failure? A. Exams. Q. What can you never eat for breakfast? A. Lunch & dinner. Q. What looks like half an apple? A. The other half. Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become? A. It will simply become wet. Q. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?? A. No problem, he sleeps at night. Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? A. You will never find an elephant that has only one hand… Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in on hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have? A. Very large hands. Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? A. No time at all, the wall is already built. Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belle Posted December 12, 2011 Author Share Posted December 12, 2011 I had to retype the whole thing. It worked this time. The spaces between are very big though. I used MS Word. This was so funny. I had a nephew that was so funny, he once answered a question when he was in Grade 12, he got full marks and 6 cuts in the principle's office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teecee Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 It's just great Belle! I agree with you, I think he should have received 100! Thanks for sharing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiles Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 Yes! That's like a psychologist trying to interpret an IQ test given to someone more intelligent than he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B&K Mom Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 Fun, Belle. Thanks for sharing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Arell Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 :going-crazy: I'd definitely give him 100% too! LOVE it, Belle - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolkaDot Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 A+ for sure! TFS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaLo1103 Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 Gave me a chuckle! Thanks for sharing Belle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becster Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 So funny!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
April Showers Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 I have a brother who used to answer test questions like that..... he took the proficiency exam as a junior, passed and is now runs a successful business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheri T Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimmybutton Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 BWAHAHAHAHA! Thanks, Belle! Reading this got me giggling ... a nice break in a busy workday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrappyjan Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 That made me giggle, thanks Belle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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