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#1 zebra lover

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Posted 19 January 2012 - 02:15 AM

i have no idea if you heard these things wat im bout to say but i think its funny nd so do adults here. hope you guys do too...

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A policeman was taking a vandalism report at an elementary school when he was interrupted by a six year old girl. She looked up and down at his uniform and asked, "Are you a policeman?"

"Yes, I am," he said.

"My mother told me that if I ever needed help I should ask a policeman. Is that right," the girl asked.

"Yes it is," said the policeman.

The girl extended her foot to the policeman and said, "OK, then, would you tie my shoe?"
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A little boy watched, fascinated, as his mother covered her face in cold cream. "Why do you do that?" he asked.

"To make myself beautiful."

When she began to rub it off, the boy asked, "Why are you doing that? Did you give up?"

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Posted 19 January 2012 - 04:26 AM

So cute. I especially liked the one about the little girl and the policeman.

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Posted 19 January 2012 - 04:50 AM

LOL!!!! So funny - TFS :)

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Posted 19 January 2012 - 06:05 AM

Thanks for the giggles, Renee - it's good to see you smiling! I especially liked the one about the policeman and the little girl!
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#5 MariJ

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Posted 19 January 2012 - 06:16 AM

Oh, yes - very funny and thanks for sharing! :D

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Posted 19 January 2012 - 02:47 PM

Very cute! I needed that!
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#7 Smiles

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Posted 19 January 2012 - 05:36 PM

too funny! glad you found something to make you laugh today.
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Posted 20 January 2012 - 08:17 PM

I have a child that would say the comment in the last one!! Funny!

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#9 podiumchick

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 09:19 PM

Funny!

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 09:24 PM

So cute! Thanks for the laughs!

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 10:23 PM

Those are cute!




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