zebra lover Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 i have no idea if you heard these things wat im bout to say but i think its funny nd so do adults here. hope you guys do too... Wife: honey, i want you to whisper dirty things in my ear Husband: kitchen, living room, dining room, patio.... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A policeman was taking a vandalism report at an elementary school when he was interrupted by a six year old girl. She looked up and down at his uniform and asked, "Are you a policeman?" "Yes, I am," he said. "My mother told me that if I ever needed help I should ask a policeman. Is that right," the girl asked. "Yes it is," said the policeman. The girl extended her foot to the policeman and said, "OK, then, would you tie my shoe?" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A little boy watched, fascinated, as his mother covered her face in cold cream. "Why do you do that?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful." When she began to rub it off, the boy asked, "Why are you doing that? Did you give up?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belle Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 So cute. I especially liked the one about the little girl and the policeman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syndee Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 LOL!!!! So funny - TFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Arell Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Thanks for the giggles, Renee - it's good to see you smiling! I especially liked the one about the policeman and the little girl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariJ Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Oh, yes - very funny and thanks for sharing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B&K Mom Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Very cute! I needed that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiles Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 too funny! glad you found something to make you laugh today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jode2771 Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 I have a child that would say the comment in the last one!! Funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podiumchick Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoky Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 So cute! Thanks for the laughs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutmeg Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Those are cute! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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