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Zero On This Student's Exam?

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Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?

* his last battle

 

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

* at the bottom of the page

 

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?

* liquid

 

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?

* marriage

 

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?

* exams

 

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?

* Lunch & dinner

 

Q7. What looks like half an apple?

* The other half

 

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?

* It will become wet.

 

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?

* No problem, he sleeps only at night.

 

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

* You will never find an elephant that has a hand..

 

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand

and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?

* Very large hands

 

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it

take four men to build it?

* No time at all, the wall was already built by the 10 men.

 

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

* Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack .

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I love Q1 and the kids answer. He was right, it was Napoleon's last battle. Q2's answer was a hoot also. These were very funny. Thanks for sharing.

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LOVE it, Barbara! I'd have given him an A! (and just FYI - those answers sound like answers my Christopher may have used!) HONEST! LOL

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LOVE it, Barbara! I'd have given him an A! (and just FYI - those answers sound like answers my Christopher may have used!) HONEST! LOL

 

I have a brother who answered test questions like that.... and he's been very successful in his endeavors.

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LOVE it, Barbara! I'd have given him an A! (and just FYI - those answers sound like answers my Christopher may have used!) HONEST! LOL

 

I have a brother who answered test questions like that.... and he's been very successful in his endeavors.

 

 

Thank you for that, April - that gives me hope for Christopher!

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Cute. (And someone had a lot of time on their hands to think these up).

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This is so funny. I had a nephew who answered a question in the axams like this. He got full marks and 6 cuts in the headmasters office.

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Oh my very literal guys had a field day with this one! They guessed all the answers nearly the same way. This actually could have been one of their tests. Hmmmmm......

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I've read this before and I still laughed just as hard this time! Gotta appreciate the out of box thinking ... this kid could be a genius! ;)

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