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#1 BarbaraC1977

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Posted 19 January 2012 - 10:25 AM

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
* It will become wet.

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps only at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has a hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand
and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it
take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall was already built by the 10 men.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
* Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack .

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#2 MariJ

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Posted 19 January 2012 - 10:31 AM

Oh, Barbara - I laughed outloud! Very funny and so true - thanks for sharing! :)

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Posted 19 January 2012 - 10:49 AM

I love Q1 and the kids answer. He was right, it was Napoleon's last battle. Q2's answer was a hoot also. These were very funny. Thanks for sharing.

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Posted 19 January 2012 - 11:39 AM

LOVE it, Barbara! I'd have given him an A! (and just FYI - those answers sound like answers my Christopher may have used!) HONEST! LOL
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Posted 19 January 2012 - 12:18 PM

LOVE it, Barbara! I'd have given him an A! (and just FYI - those answers sound like answers my Christopher may have used!) HONEST! LOL


I have a brother who answered test questions like that.... and he's been very successful in his endeavors.

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Posted 19 January 2012 - 12:47 PM


LOVE it, Barbara! I'd have given him an A! (and just FYI - those answers sound like answers my Christopher may have used!) HONEST! LOL


I have a brother who answered test questions like that.... and he's been very successful in his endeavors.



Thank you for that, April - that gives me hope for Christopher!
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Posted 19 January 2012 - 01:26 PM

LOL, TFS!

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Posted 19 January 2012 - 03:48 PM

Cute. (And someone had a lot of time on their hands to think these up).

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Posted 19 January 2012 - 10:45 PM

Thanks for a good laugh!

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 12:10 AM

This is so funny. I had a nephew who answered a question in the axams like this. He got full marks and 6 cuts in the headmasters office.

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 12:45 AM

Oh my very literal guys had a field day with this one! They guessed all the answers nearly the same way. This actually could have been one of their tests. Hmmmmm......
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Posted 20 January 2012 - 07:48 AM

I've read this before and I still laughed just as hard this time! Gotta appreciate the out of box thinking ... this kid could be a genius! ;)

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 01:27 PM

I always enjoy reading these! Good for a chuckle!

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