BarbaraC1977 Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * exams Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinner Q7. What looks like half an apple? * The other half Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become? * It will become wet. Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ? * No problem, he sleeps only at night. Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? * You will never find an elephant that has a hand.. Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ? * Very large hands Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? * No time at all, the wall was already built by the 10 men. Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? * Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariJ Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Oh, Barbara - I laughed outloud! Very funny and so true - thanks for sharing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lorac Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 I love Q1 and the kids answer. He was right, it was Napoleon's last battle. Q2's answer was a hoot also. These were very funny. Thanks for sharing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Arell Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 LOVE it, Barbara! I'd have given him an A! (and just FYI - those answers sound like answers my Christopher may have used!) HONEST! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
April Showers Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 LOVE it, Barbara! I'd have given him an A! (and just FYI - those answers sound like answers my Christopher may have used!) HONEST! LOL I have a brother who answered test questions like that.... and he's been very successful in his endeavors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Arell Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 LOVE it, Barbara! I'd have given him an A! (and just FYI - those answers sound like answers my Christopher may have used!) HONEST! LOL I have a brother who answered test questions like that.... and he's been very successful in his endeavors. Thank you for that, April - that gives me hope for Christopher! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolkaDot Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 LOL, TFS! Goodnight, Gracie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
princessrunningfingers Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Cute. (And someone had a lot of time on their hands to think these up). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florida granny Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Thanks for a good laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belle Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 This is so funny. I had a nephew who answered a question in the axams like this. He got full marks and 6 cuts in the headmasters office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyladybug Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Oh my very literal guys had a field day with this one! They guessed all the answers nearly the same way. This actually could have been one of their tests. Hmmmmm...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimmybutton Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 I've read this before and I still laughed just as hard this time! Gotta appreciate the out of box thinking ... this kid could be a genius! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaLo1103 Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 I always enjoy reading these! Good for a chuckle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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