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Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage
Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner
Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
* It will become wet.
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps only at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has a hand..
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand
and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it
take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall was already built by the 10 men.
Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
* Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack .
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Posted 19 January 2012 - 10:49 AM
I love Q1 and the kids answer. He was right, it was Napoleon's last battle. Q2's answer was a hoot also. These were very funny. Thanks for sharing.
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Posted 19 January 2012 - 11:39 AM
LOVE it, Barbara! I'd have given him an A! (and just FYI - those answers sound like answers my Christopher may have used!) HONEST! LOL
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Sara Arell, on 19 January 2012 - 11:39 AM, said:
LOVE it, Barbara! I'd have given him an A! (and just FYI - those answers sound like answers my Christopher may have used!) HONEST! LOL
I have a brother who answered test questions like that.... and he's been very successful in his endeavors.
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Posted 19 January 2012 - 12:47 PM
April Showers, on 19 January 2012 - 12:18 PM, said:
Sara Arell, on 19 January 2012 - 11:39 AM, said:
LOVE it, Barbara! I'd have given him an A! (and just FYI - those answers sound like answers my Christopher may have used!) HONEST! LOL
I have a brother who answered test questions like that.... and he's been very successful in his endeavors.
Thank you for that, April - that gives me hope for Christopher!
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Posted 19 January 2012 - 03:48 PM
Cute. (And someone had a lot of time on their hands to think these up).
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Thanks for a good laugh!
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Posted 20 January 2012 - 12:10 AM
This is so funny. I had a nephew who answered a question in the axams like this. He got full marks and 6 cuts in the headmasters office.
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Posted 20 January 2012 - 12:45 AM
Oh my very literal guys had a field day with this one! They guessed all the answers nearly the same way. This actually could have been one of their tests. Hmmmmm......
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Posted 20 January 2012 - 07:48 AM
I've read this before and I still laughed just as hard this time! Gotta appreciate the out of box thinking ... this kid could be a genius! 
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