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#1 Becster

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 08:33 AM

Childbirth at 65

With all the new technology regarding fertility
recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine
was able to give birth. When she was discharged
from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

"May I see the new baby?" I asked

"Not yet," she said. "I'll make coffee and we
can chat for a while first."

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, "May I
see the new baby now?"

"No, not yet," She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed,
I asked again, "May I see the baby now?"

"No, not yet," replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, "Well, when can I see the baby?"

"WHEN HE CRIES!" she told me.

"WHEN HE CRIES?" I demanded. "Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?"

"BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!"

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#2 Belle

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 09:35 AM

So funny.

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 10:15 AM

Thanks for a good laugh Becky! :D

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 10:16 AM

.............sooooooo funny! Of course I wouldn't know about that since I just turned 40 again! :going-crazy: :going-crazy: :going-crazy:
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Posted 20 January 2012 - 11:25 AM

Oh, dear! But funny!

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 11:40 AM

:lol: Love it! :mellow: :rofl:

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 12:54 PM

I forgot what the joke was about but I know I laughed. Thanks!

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#8 Becster

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 01:03 PM

I forgot what the joke was about but I know I laughed. Thanks!


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Posted 20 January 2012 - 01:43 PM

This is so funny. Ya'll are crazy!! Thanks for my laugh of the day.

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 05:44 PM

Funny!

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 08:10 PM

Oh too funny... :-D

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 09:20 PM

That's funny!

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Posted 21 January 2012 - 07:01 AM

How funny. I love it.

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Posted 23 January 2012 - 10:33 AM

I've made my decision based on this: I am not having any more babies! :giggle_bear:
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Posted 23 January 2012 - 10:52 AM

After I read this the other day I had a dream that my MIL had a baby. I woke up a little disoriented... :disappearing-smilie:

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Posted 23 January 2012 - 11:17 AM

After I read this the other day I had a dream that my MIL had a baby. I woke up a little disoriented... :disappearing-smilie:



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Posted 23 January 2012 - 11:51 AM

Good one!

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Posted 23 January 2012 - 12:26 PM

Bwahahahahaha! :D
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Posted 23 January 2012 - 02:49 PM

ROTFL to the joke and the replies! :)

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Posted 26 January 2012 - 06:45 PM

Too funny
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Posted 26 January 2012 - 08:20 PM

LOL!!!

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Posted 01 February 2012 - 05:51 AM

Too funny
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