Becster

Childbirth At 65

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Childbirth at 65

 

With all the new technology regarding fertility

recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine

was able to give birth. When she was discharged

from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

 

"May I see the new baby?" I asked

 

"Not yet," she said. "I'll make coffee and we

can chat for a while first."

 

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, "May I

see the new baby now?"

 

"No, not yet," She said.

 

After another few minutes had elapsed,

I asked again, "May I see the baby now?"

 

"No, not yet," replied my friend.

 

Growing very impatient, I asked, "Well, when can I see the baby?"

 

"WHEN HE CRIES!" she told me.

 

"WHEN HE CRIES?" I demanded. "Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?"

 

"BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!"

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Thanks for a good laugh Becky! :D

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.............sooooooo funny! Of course I wouldn't know about that since I just turned 40 again! :going-crazy: :going-crazy: :going-crazy:

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I've made my decision based on this: I am not having any more babies! :giggle_bear:

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After I read this the other day I had a dream that my MIL had a baby. I woke up a little disoriented... :disappearing-smilie:

 

 

:) :)

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