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#1 Belle

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Posted 28 January 2012 - 03:28 AM







What Is Butt Dust??

What, you ask, is 'Butt dust'? What do you do or say, when an innocent child asks you something so innocent and they are so serious? Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister... After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?'

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'

BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?'

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget....


This particular Sunday sermon... 'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust....' He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'







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#2 princessrunningfingers

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Posted 28 January 2012 - 07:14 AM

Out of the mouths of babes. Love these, Belle.

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Posted 28 January 2012 - 07:46 AM

:rofl: These are so funny - TFS !

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Posted 28 January 2012 - 09:32 AM

Oh, Belle - my Belle! Where DO you come up with the things that make me laugh the most? BTW, you made my side hurt from laughing so hard! LOL LOL LOL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :giggle_bear: :giggle_bear: :going-crazy: :going-crazy:
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Posted 28 January 2012 - 11:59 AM

From anyone else, I might have been worried about the content given the subject header, but from you I knew it would be innocent - not to mention totally hilarious:)

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Posted 28 January 2012 - 03:16 PM

LOL! I absolutely love these! Thanks for putting a huge smile on my face today. Posted Image

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Posted 28 January 2012 - 04:39 PM

These are classics!!!!!

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Posted 28 January 2012 - 07:44 PM

I think you are right. These have to be real.

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Posted 29 January 2012 - 12:07 AM

I am smiling so big after reading these! I'm still wondering, what happened to the flea? LOL!

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Posted 01 February 2012 - 01:12 AM

Oh my! Gotta love those moments!
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Posted 01 February 2012 - 05:49 AM

Very funny indeed!
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Posted 08 February 2012 - 04:02 PM

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'

That was my favorite!

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 08:03 PM

From anyone else, I might have been worried about the content given the subject header, but from you I knew it would be innocent - not to mention totally hilarious:)



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Posted 08 February 2012 - 08:03 PM

From anyone else, I might have been worried about the content given the subject header, but from you I knew it would be innocent - not to mention totally hilarious:)



TRUE! :giggle_bear: :giggle_bear: :giggle_bear: :giggle_bear: :giggle_bear:
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Posted 09 February 2012 - 12:11 AM

Love the chuckle!

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