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LaLo1103

Single Black Female

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This is kind of old, but I came across it today and it still gives me a smile!

 

 

The following ad appeared in a newspaper:

 

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE

 

SBF Seeks Male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a svelte good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love: long walks in the woods, hunting, camping, riding in your pickup truck, fishing trips, and cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call 555-2121 and ask for Daisy.

 

(The phone number was the local Humane Society and Daisy was an eight week old black Labrador Retriever.)

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

I LOVE it! TFS Laura!

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Soooo cute! Thanks for the smile this morning!

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I've seen that before, too, but you're right - it is always good for a smile. Thanks for sharing.

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This is kind of old, but I came across it today and it still gives me a smile!

 

 

The following ad appeared in a newspaper:

 

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE

 

SBF Seeks Male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a svelte good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love: long walks in the woods, hunting, camping, riding in your pickup truck, fishing trips, and cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call 555-2121 and ask for Daisy.

 

(The phone number was the local Humane Society and Daisy was an eight week old black Labrador Retriever.)

That is just too cute!! I had a small after reading that!

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