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#1 LaLo1103

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Posted 07 February 2012 - 11:52 AM

This is kind of old, but I came across it today and it still gives me a smile!


The following ad appeared in a newspaper:

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE

SBF Seeks Male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a svelte good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love: long walks in the woods, hunting, camping, riding in your pickup truck, fishing trips, and cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call 555-2121 and ask for Daisy.

(The phone number was the local Humane Society and Daisy was an eight week old black Labrador Retriever.)
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#2 teecee

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Posted 07 February 2012 - 12:08 PM

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I LOVE it! TFS Laura!

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Posted 07 February 2012 - 12:36 PM

Soooo cute! Thanks for the smile this morning!
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Posted 07 February 2012 - 01:03 PM

Love it.

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Posted 07 February 2012 - 01:25 PM

Thanks! I've seen that before too, and it never fails to make me laugh!

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#6 Cheri T

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Posted 07 February 2012 - 03:24 PM

LOL!! I hope she found a super new home:) How could a guy resist?!
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Posted 07 February 2012 - 03:39 PM

this is a classic!
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Posted 07 February 2012 - 04:02 PM

I've seen that before, too, but you're right - it is always good for a smile. Thanks for sharing.

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Posted 07 February 2012 - 04:25 PM

I love it. I'll bet they got lots of calls.

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Posted 07 February 2012 - 10:53 PM

Too funny! Sounds like a heck of a gal!!
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Posted 07 February 2012 - 11:12 PM

This is kind of old, but I came across it today and it still gives me a smile!


The following ad appeared in a newspaper:

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE

SBF Seeks Male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a svelte good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love: long walks in the woods, hunting, camping, riding in your pickup truck, fishing trips, and cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call 555-2121 and ask for Daisy.

(The phone number was the local Humane Society and Daisy was an eight week old black Labrador Retriever.)

That is just too cute!! I had a small after reading that!

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