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#1 Belle

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 01:45 AM

[size=2]Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?[/size]

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...[size=2]does that mean that one out of five enjoy[/size]s it[size=2]?[/size]

Why do croutons come in airtight packages - aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

If people from Poland are called Poles,[size=2]then why aren't people from Holland called Holes[/size] ?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled[size=2]?[/size]

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person[size=2]who drives a race[/size][size=2]car is not called a racist[/size][size=2]?[/size]

If it's true that we are here to help others,[size=2]then what exactly are the others here for[/size][size=2]? [/size]

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,[size=2]then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted,[/size]

cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed[size=2]?[/size]

Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks?'

What hair colour do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men[size=2]?[/size][size=2]I have wondered this for years[/size].

Thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks,[size=2]so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use.[/size][size=2]Toothpicks?[/size]

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office[size=2]?[/size][size=2]What are we supposed to do, write to them[/size][size=2]?[/size][size=2]Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so[/size]

the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail[size=2]?[/size]

Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive[size=2]?[/size]

If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose ?

As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice:[size=2]When you put the two words 'The ' and 'IRS' together,[/size][size=2]it spells 'THEIRS'?[/size]




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#2 Belle

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 01:47 AM

Why are my 'Copy/Paste's' going all wonky lately?

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#3 ValerieT

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 01:55 AM

Brilliant Belle, Posted Image

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#4 Florida granny

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 05:37 AM

Oh, too funny!! :lol: :clap:

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#5 Sara Arell

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 06:00 AM

:giggle_bear: :giggle_bear: :going-crazy: :going-crazy:
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Posted 01 April 2012 - 07:08 AM

Great way to start the day, Belle. I had heard some of them before, but they're always fun to read.

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#7 teecee

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 07:35 AM

These are great Belle - TFS! :D

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 07:50 AM

Thanks for the laughs, Belle! :)

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 01:06 PM

ROFL!
Thanks for the funnies!
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Posted 01 April 2012 - 02:12 PM

I had heard "eggshell blonde" as a haircolor for bald men. :)
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Posted 02 April 2012 - 01:27 AM

:giggle_bear: :giggle_bear: :giggle_bear: So funny Belle!

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Posted 02 April 2012 - 05:06 PM

These do raise some deep thoughts! Thanks for the chuckle!

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Posted 02 April 2012 - 06:36 PM

Funny!

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