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Belle

Hello...i Have A Question

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Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?

 

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one out of five enjoys it ?

 

Why do croutons come in airtight packages - aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

 

If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes ?

 

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled ?

 

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist ?

 

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for ?

 

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted,

 

cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed ?

 

Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks?'

 

What hair colour do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men ? I have wondered this for years.

 

Thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?

 

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office ? What are we supposed to do, write to them ? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so

 

the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail ?

 

Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive ?

 

If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose ?

 

As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'The ' and 'IRS' together, it spells 'THEIRS'?

 

 

 

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Brilliant Belle, rofl.gif

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:giggle_bear: :giggle_bear: :going-crazy: :going-crazy:

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Great way to start the day, Belle. I had heard some of them before, but they're always fun to read.

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These are great Belle - TFS! :D

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