Belle Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one? If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one out of five enjoys it ? Why do croutons come in airtight packages - aren't they just stale bread to begin with? If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes ? If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled ? Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist ? If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for ? If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed ? Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks?' What hair colour do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men ? I have wondered this for years. Thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks? Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office ? What are we supposed to do, write to them ? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail ? Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive ? If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose ? As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'The ' and 'IRS' together, it spells 'THEIRS'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belle Posted April 1, 2012 Author Share Posted April 1, 2012 Why are my 'Copy/Paste's' going all wonky lately? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValerieT Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Brilliant Belle, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florida granny Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Oh, too funny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Arell Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 :giggle_bear: :going-crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
princessrunningfingers Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Great way to start the day, Belle. I had heard some of them before, but they're always fun to read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teecee Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 These are great Belle - TFS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariJ Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Thanks for the laughs, Belle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyladybug Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 ROFL! Thanks for the funnies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiles Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 I had heard "eggshell blonde" as a haircolor for bald men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syndee Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 :giggle_bear: So funny Belle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaLo1103 Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 These do raise some deep thoughts! Thanks for the chuckle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFiasco Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 Funny! Karen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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