[Belle]

[size=2]Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?[/size]

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...[size=2]does that mean that one out of five enjoy[/size]s it[size=2]?[/size]

Why do croutons come in airtight packages - aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

If people from Poland are called Poles,[size=2]then why aren't people from Holland called Holes[/size] ?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled[size=2]?[/size]

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person[size=2]who drives a race[/size][size=2]car is not called a racist[/size][size=2]?[/size]

If it's true that we are here to help others,[size=2]then what exactly are the others here for[/size][size=2]? [/size]

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,[size=2]then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted,[/size]

cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed[size=2]?[/size]

Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks?'

What hair colour do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men[size=2]?[/size][size=2]I have wondered this for years[/size].

Thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks,[size=2]so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use.[/size][size=2]Toothpicks?[/size]

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office[size=2]?[/size][size=2]What are we supposed to do, write to them[/size][size=2]?[/size][size=2]Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so[/size]

the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail[size=2]?[/size]

Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive[size=2]?[/size]

If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose ?

As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice:[size=2]When you put the two words 'The ' and 'IRS' together,[/size][size=2]it spells 'THEIRS'?[/size]

[Belle]

Why are my 'Copy/Paste's' going all wonky lately?

[ValerieT]

Brilliant Belle,

[Florida granny]

Oh, too funny!!

[Sara Arell]

[princessrunningfingers]

Great way to start the day, Belle. I had heard some of them before, but they're always fun to read.

[teecee]

These are great Belle - TFS!

[MariJ]

Thanks for the laughs, Belle!

[luckyladybug]

ROFL!
Thanks for the funnies!

[Smiles]

I had heard "eggshell blonde" as a haircolor for bald men.

[Syndee]

So funny Belle!

[LaLo1103]

These do raise some deep thoughts! Thanks for the chuckle!

[KFiasco]

Funny!

Karen