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#1 Belle

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 04:45 AM

This is not the opinion of Belle Meyer.
<b>MALE V FEMALE AT THE CASH MACHINE

A new sign in the Bank reads:

'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through cash machines
enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.

Customers using this new facility are
requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their
accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been
developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.'
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MALE PROCEDURE:

1... Drive up to the cash machine.

2. LOWER your car window.

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6. Raise window.

7. Drive off.

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FEMALE PROCEDURE:

(Unfortunately, most of this is the Truth.!!)



1. Drive up to cash machine.

2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the
machine.

3. Put hand brake on, put the window down.

4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.

5. Tell person on mobile phone you will call them back and hang up.

6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive
distance from the car.

8. Insert card.

9. Re-insert card the right way.

10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside
back page.

11. Enter PIN .

12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

13. Enter amount of cash required.

14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.

15. Retrieve cash and receipt.

16. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside.

17. Write debit amount in cheque book and place receipt in back of it.

18. Re-check makeup.

19. Drive forward 2 feet.

20. Reverse back to cash machine.

21. Retrieve card.

22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card
holder, and place card into the slot provided!

23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.

24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

25. Redial person on mobile phone.

26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

27. Release Hand Brake.

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#2 Becster

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 05:53 AM

:rofl:

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#3 ValerieT

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 06:18 AM

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 06:55 AM

I guess I'd be more male :o than female in this instance. I'd have my card and wallet already out and ready to use. I don't use cell phone while I'm driving. I know my PIN by heart. I don't wear makeup. But I would have to do #7, never can quite judge the distance between window and car door. :dunno: My depth perception is off and always has been.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Loved it Belle.

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 07:27 AM

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 08:23 AM

It's great Belle - thanks for my morning laugh! :rofl:

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 11:55 AM

Oh, dear - this is NOT one I'm sharing with DH! :rolleyes:
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Posted 06 May 2012 - 06:16 PM

How funny........Good one Belle. Kay
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Posted 07 May 2012 - 01:22 AM

Too funny! TFS Belle! :D
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Posted 07 May 2012 - 11:36 AM

Step #27 made me ROTFL!
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Posted 08 May 2012 - 10:46 AM

Sadly, this also describes me! Thanks for sharing Belle!
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Posted 09 May 2012 - 06:36 AM

Funny - but in my family some of those "female" steps apply to DH also.

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