Belle Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 Original List: (age22) 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6.. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8... Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32) 1. Nice looking 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner 4. Listens more than talks 5. Laughs at my jokes 6. Carries bags of groceries with ease 7. Owns at least one tie 8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal 9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42) 1. Not too ugly 2. Doesn't driveoff until I'm in the car 3. Works steady - splurges on dinner outoccasionally 4. Nods head when I'm talking 5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrangethe furniture 7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach 8.. Knows not to buy champagne withscrew-top lids 9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down 10. Shaves most weekends What I Want in a Man,Revised List (age 52) 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed 2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public 3. Can tow a Caravan 4. Can cook a BBQ 5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too manytimes 6. Appreciates a good TV dinner 7.. Helps with the housework What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62) 1. Doesn't scare small children 2. Remembers where I have put things 3. Can still tow a van without causing chaos onthe road 4. Only snores lightly when asleep 5. Remembers why he's laughing 6. Is in good enough shape to stand up byhimself 7. Usually wears some clothes 8. Doesn't notice my facial hair and wrinkles 9. Remembers where he left his teeth 10. Stops trying to tell jokes What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72) 1. Breathing. 2. Doesn't miss the toilet. 3. Remembers where we bothlive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrappinchar Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 :giggle_bear: funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenrou Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 Amen! :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teecee Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 :rofl: I love it Belle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Arell Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Thanks for the giggles, Belle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValerieT Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 Brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolkaDot Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 LOL, Belle! And not far off the mark, either :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFiasco Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 You never cease to make me giggle. Thanks, Karen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheri T Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 ROTFL! Great lists - I especially like the "doesn't scare small children" one;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durin Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 Giggle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScrapGram Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 Oh, how true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lorac Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 :rofl: :rofl: Especially #1 at age 72. You have some of the funniest jokes. Keep them coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A-M Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 This is funny as I read the later years one with having a husband in his later 60s. But it does make me thankful that I have a husband who is very fit for his age and always surprises people at what age he is - to which I sometimes jokingly say it is because he married a younger wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaLo1103 Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Ha! This was a cute one! Thanks for sharing!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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