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Belle

What I Want In A Man

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Original List: (age22)

 

1. Handsome

 

2. Charming

 

3. Financially successful

 

4. A caring listener

 

5. Witty

 

6.. In good shape

 

7. Dresses with style

 

8... Appreciates finer things

 

9. Full of thoughtful surprises

 

 

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)

 

 

1. Nice looking

 

2. Opens car doors, holds chairs

 

3. Has enough money for a nice dinner

 

4. Listens more than talks

 

5. Laughs at my jokes

 

6. Carries bags of groceries with ease

 

7. Owns at least one tie

 

8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal

 

9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries

 

 

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)

 

 

1. Not too ugly

 

2. Doesn't driveoff until I'm in the car

 

 

 

3. Works steady - splurges on dinner outoccasionally

 

4. Nods head when I'm talking

 

5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes

 

6. Is in good enough shape to rearrangethe furniture

 

7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach

 

8.. Knows not to buy champagne withscrew-top lids

 

9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down

 

10. Shaves most weekends

 

 

What I Want in a Man,Revised List (age 52)

 

 

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed

 

2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public

 

3. Can tow a Caravan

 

4. Can cook a BBQ

 

5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too manytimes

 

6. Appreciates a good TV dinner

 

7.. Helps with the housework

 

 

 

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)

 

 

1. Doesn't scare small children

 

2. Remembers where I have put things

 

3. Can still tow a van without causing chaos onthe road

 

4. Only snores lightly when asleep

 

5. Remembers why he's laughing

 

6. Is in good enough shape to stand up byhimself

 

7. Usually wears some clothes

 

8. Doesn't notice my facial hair and wrinkles

 

9. Remembers where he left his teeth

 

10. Stops trying to tell jokes

 

 

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)

 

1. Breathing.

 

2. Doesn't miss the toilet.

 

3. Remembers where we bothlive.

 

 

 

 

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:giggle_bear: :giggle_bear: :giggle_bear:

funny!

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

I love it Belle!

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

Thanks for the giggles, Belle!

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Brilliant rofl.gifrofl.gifrofl.gifrofl.gifrofl.gifrofl.gifrofl.gifrofl.gif

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ROTFL! Great lists - I especially like the "doesn't scare small children" one;)

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Especially #1 at age 72.

 

 

You have some of the funniest jokes. Keep them coming.

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This is funny as I read the later years one with having a husband in his later 60s.

 

But it does make me thankful that I have a husband who is very fit for his age and always surprises people at what age he is - to which I sometimes jokingly say it is because he married a younger wife.

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